I am still trying to figure out what happened. How did I go from not that guy/that guy/not that guy/dating someone/engaged/not engaged to pre-engaged? Exactly what the hell is pre-engaged? I may never figure out the answers to these two questions. I may not want to know the answer to either of these questions.
I would love to claim innocent bystander status in all of this but it all started with an innocent haircut. I wanted to look good before I hit the strip clubs in Charlotte for a weekend of innocent guy's fun. Maybe I should start a blog called "The Innocent Guy." I have always worn innocence well. Throw in an attractive hair stylist, a discussion of my Longfellow, a little bit of "nookie", and I am a short step away from being on Dr. Phil.
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