My girlfriend is a little on the gullible side which makes her an easy mark for me to have a little bit of fun with especially when it comes to anything sleazy I have allegedly done or might do in the near future. I have been kidding her for the past couple of months about me talking my landlord into getting some hot tubs on the property and letting me manage them.
A couple of weeks ago some plastic septic tank units were delivered to the property for some cabins he is going to build and my girlfriend came over later that afternoon. She saw them and asked what they were. I told her that I had talked him into my hot tub idea and that he was going to let me be the "hot tub manager" and I could quit my regular job to do this full time. She got pissed but she never would admit it. It was like a dark cloud passed over her face.
I could not convince her that this was not true and that they were septic tank units instead of hot tubs. I had to take her over to them and show her where they said "septic tanks" on them. She still stayed pissed at me for the rest of the night because she believed it was possible that I could talk my landlord into that. She was also pissed because I thought it was funny. I could call it "That Guy's Hot Tubs- Before You Get Dry Let Those Titties Fly". I like the sound of that.
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