Friday, April 15, 2016

Bad Dreams

Last night was a rough night. I had bad dreams all night long, I didn't turn the heat on, my girlfriend kept stealing the covers, and I stayed cold all night long. Being scared, cold, and pissed is not conducive to a good sleeping environment.

One of the bad dreams I had involved me getting fired from my job and losing my home on the same day. I am getting ready to return to work and I am having issues at my house (I am temporarily displaced now) so any first year psychology student could figure that one out.

The second dream may have been the scariest one of them all. I dreamed I got a girl pregnant. Being 50 years old, that one scared the hell out of me. I do not have any children of my own and the prospect of changing diapers at my age does not interest me at all. I would be 68 by the time the kid got out of high school. Talk about your generation gaps, damn, that would be one. How would I throw the baseball/softball around with him/her when I have bad knees, a blown out rotator cuff, and my feet are so bad I can barely stand up.

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