People refer to James Brown as "the Godfather of Soul." The other night when I was in Charlotte I got to hang out with the Godfather of Strip Clubs. He is an older gentleman (at least he is older than me) and he is a friend of a friend of mine. He met us at the Tilted Kilt restaurant for lunch on Saturday and the theme for the Tilted Kilt is the waitresses dress up like Catholic school girls. Most every guy includes his woman dressing up like a Catholic school girl among his fantasies.
The Godfather was up for touring the city with us strip club by strip club but little did I know he was going to be the best tour guide ever. He was a wealth of knowledge about the history of strip clubs in Charlotte dating back to the mid-1960's and I see a book in the making.
We started out at the Crazy Horse on Independence Boulevard but it was early on a Saturday afternoon and not much was going on. We hit the Gentleman's Club on Woodlawn next and it was definitely more interesting. One of the entertainers and I had an in depth discussion about reincarnation and I am always up for hearing new ideas especially while getting a lap dance. It was still early on a Saturday afternoon so we moved on to the Gold Club on Old Pineville Road where the Godfather joined us.
My two friends and I were not getting much attention from the entertainers but as soon as the Godfather showed up, we were surrounded by beautiful women. The Godfather started buying me beer and lap dances and that was when I knew I was with strip club royalty. The Godfather knew how to make things happen.
We had to take a dinner break and the Godfather wanted to take me to a fairly new club after dinner that I had never been to called Candy's Cabaret. The Godfather wanted to introduce me to some new talent he had found the night before in the form of 36 DDD's. This entertainer posessed the most perfect set of boobs I have ever seen. John sent her over to me and the girl was in street clothes and she said "John sent me over to dance for you." She had a t-shirt and some blue jeans but it was one of the sexiest dances I have ever received. It might be because she was in street clothes.
We bounced to Leather and Lace South after that so I could see an old friend. The Godfather sent me a few more "recommendations" and he definitely has an eye for talent. We finished out the night at the Gold Club which has always been my favorite club and it provided the perfect finish to the evening- beer, lap dances, and the MMA fight on the big screen and I got to hang out with the Godfather of strip clubs.
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