When word quickly spread of mine and my last girlfriend's breakup, some of my old girlfriend's started falling out of the woodwork. They were calling me, sending me text messages, sending me nude pics of themselves, and offering themselves up as sacrificial virgins although all of them were far from that.
I could not even begin to explain my sudden "popularity". Maybe they decided I wasn't the dumbass they thought I was, being a "nice guy" wasn't such a bad thing, or maybe the dating pool at our age is much shallower than they thought. Whatever the reason, I believe that sex was at the top of the list. I believe that they all thought they might be in line for some rebound sex.
That is one of the good things about trying to be "that guy" is that I do have what I like to call "the right of first refusal." I turned them all down. I would not have had to "work" for any of that and where is the challenge in going out with old girlfriends. The sex was usually pretty good (although some were not half as good as they liked to think they were especially when I was doing almost all of the work). I need something more fulfilling than "been there had that" so I need to dust off my "skills" and get back in the game.
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