Steve's drunk ass was always wanting to barbecue and I know if I heard the phrase "jerk marinade" one more time, I was going to shove a grilling fork in his ass. One day he staggers into the kitchen and offers to grill us some hamburgers. He didn't want to grill me just a hamburger, he wanted to make it his way. He gets the hamburgers out and soaks them in tabasco sauce and barbecue sauce and when I objected to this torturous treatment of the hamburgers, he said after they were grilled, I would not even be able to taste it.
He went out to the grill and came back in about 15 minutes later and I could smell the tabasco sauce as soon as he walked in the door. I politely told him I was not eating that so he wolfed down both burgers and was telling me the entire time I did not know what I was missing. Yes, yes I did. Five minutes after he finished them, he was vomiting in the kitchen trash can. When I asked if the burgers were just as good coming back up as they were going down, he swore up and down that it was not the burgers. He went and passed out shortly after that. Maybe he should have had his own cooking show "Drunk Grilling With Steve." Justin Wilson stayed sauced on his Cajun cooking show but the difference is, Wilson could actually cook.
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