Steve's Cadillac

I was introduced to the Ferris Zero Turn riding lawnmower yesterday, better known around these parts as Steve's Cadillac. It is a nice machine and a top of the line commercial riding lawnmower. The manager of the property used to keep one on the grounds but Steve started using it as his personal ride. Why stagger around the ten acres of land when you can ride the mower a la George Jones of country music fame and the drinking Hall of Fame. Steve was also of the opinion that since it was a commercial lawnmower that it could mow over anything- landscaping timbers, chicken wire, garbage bags- it really didn't matter. If it was in his beer goggles and in his way, it was fair game. Alas they had to take Steve's Cadillac away from him so he started using my dog Molly a sled dog/guide dog and that didn't last long either.