I take my job as a mentor very seriously. Some guys want to be sleazy but they just don't know how. It is my job as That Guy and as a mentor to give these poor saps life advice and point them in the right direction so they can achieve at least some of their sleazy goals.
I had two men come to me the other day for life advice. One is 31 years old, a hard working young man with a good job, one of those glamorous kind of jobs that women should be throwing themselves at him. "Lex" has been ruled by the women in his life, namely his Mom, and has never really had a strong male presence in his life. Enter That Guy. Lex wants to buy a horse and a horse trailer. Lex's mother objects. Lex presented his problem to me and my nemesis "Cream Puff." Cream Puff's advice was to not buy the horse because he may want to get married one day and horses are expensive. Wrong! Marriage is not the answer. Marriage is never the answer. That is why I call my nemesis Cream Puff. My advice was buy the horse, pick up some women along the way, have a good time, and enjoy life. As soon as the women mention a relationship or marriage, throw the women off the horse and move on at a fast gallop.
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