My living circumstances have changed a couple of different times over the course of the past year but one thing seems to remain a constant. The one thing seems to be no matter where I go, I find someone who insists on going thru life sauced. First it was my roommate Steve, and now it is my neighbor Rudolph.
Rudolph is prone to having these drunken fits where he rages against the world on his front porch every night about 9 PM and philosophizes on the meaning of life shortly after his rant. Rudolph then gets the party started by playing bad music while sitting in his car in his driveway and smoking a joint. Sometimes he knocks off his deejaying about 11 but sometimes he is feeling his groove and keeps it going until 2 in the morning.
Rudolph sleeps until 10 AM, he might work for three hours, he takes a five hour nap in the afternoon, and he is ready to go again. It is great work if you can get it. There is an old saying that goes something like "God looks out for drunks and fools" and you must be especially blessed if can wear both of those hats.
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