Boobs, Beer, And Basketball

This weekend was made for guys. Those guys. I have a three day weekend and I plan to fill it with boobs, beer, and basketball. Going to a strip club and watching a sporting event can be a real experience. Having a mostly naked woman sitting on your lap is the ultimate fan experience. Most strip clubs have big screen TVs and the key is to get there a little bit early so you can get a good seat, get a beer, and a enjoy a few lap dances before the game begins. If the game your watching is going real well you can even squeeze in a lap dance during commercial breaks. If your team wins, celebrate with a trip to the VIP Room. Go to your favorite strip club this weekend, drink some beer, watch some college basketball, and definitely see some boobs. It is ACC Tournament weekend and my North Carolina Tarheels have already made it to the semifinals. I know the perfect way to celebrate.