Friday, March 20, 2015

Strippers And Porn Stars Part III

A lot of strip clubs have Porn Stars come in and do "feature" dances where they have the stage all to themselves for about an hour or so two or three times a night. They typically sign autographs and pose for pictures with their fans after their performances, for a fee of course, and most of them seem to make lots of money.

Most Porn Stars have huge ego's to go along with their huge boobs and that is why I have always preferred the local dancers in the clubs. I have seen some big names over the years- 1980's Porn Star Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Kaylani Lei. Kaylani Lei was my favorite of those. She had a great stage show and she was the only one I met after her show. She seemed like a genuinely nice person and probably talked to me one-on-one for about ten minutes.

I have also seen some interesting feature acts at strip clubs. There was Roxy Leroux who advertised herself as the "world's tallest stripper" and she was 6'10" with her heels on. She was very pretty but she had legs for days. There was Alyssa Alps with 54 triple somethings and I saw her at a club called The Landing Strip in Greenville, SC. She came out and danced exclusively to country music. I do not know if that was her favorite type of music or she thought country music might appeal to us dumb hicks, but I only know of one other dancer that performed to country music and I have been going to strip clubs for twenty years.

I guess the moral to this story is to go local and to buy local (so to speak). I have met some beautiful women over the years at the local clubs that would really put these feature acts to shame and I am glad they decided to stick around.

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