99 Words For Boobs

I think I found my theme song for the Sleaze Triathlon. It is a song called "99 Words for Boobs" done to the tune of "99 Red Balloons" by Nena. It is a great song and also highly informative. I learned a lot. The video starts out kind of slow but it picks up strength in the middle. I do have to wonder why there is an odd number of boobs unless they are referring to 99 pairs of boobs. That must be it. I don't think I see 99 great pairs of boobs throughout the course of my day, especially now that I am out injured for a while, but it is not for lack of looking.