In my last post, I mentioned an event I would like to call the "Sleaze Triathlon." It would be a combination of a Wet T-shirt contest, a mud/jello wrestling competition, and I believe I would change the third event to a Pole Dancing competition. The wet t-shirt contest would be something along the lines of the ice bucket challenge. The water needs to be ice cold to bring out the best in the competitors. Jello wrestling would be preferable over mud wrestling because it is more colorful and less messy. It is also edible. The scoring for the pole dancing competition would be based on dancing, a minimum amount of pole tricks, and stage presence.
They hold triathlons all of the time but any clown can run, bicycle, and swim. The Sleaze Triathlon would show case the athleticism, strength, and the beauty and creativity of the big busted woman. No Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's allowed.
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