Philosophical Wars are being waged all of the time in society. The war on Drugs, The war on Poverty, the war on illiteracy.... and the list could go on. One war that the media of any kind or politician will never talk about that goes on a lot of the households in the United States is the war on estrogen. It is a battle that men lose everyday.
A friend of mine called me the other night and he was had a battle on his hands. He has a wife and two teenage daughters and they were all going nuts at the same time. He made them all go shopping to get them out of the house so he could have some peace and quiet. No matter how much money his wife and daughters spent, it is a small price to pay for peace of mind. Another friend of mine isn't married now but he has five daughters and two sons. The estrogen has the testosterone outnumbered in that household. All five of his daughters will be teenagers at the same time. If they all turn out to be as nutty as is wife is/was, he will be ready for the Federal Witness Protection Program in about five years. How did man go from being the King of his castle to being a serf in the livery stable?
My advice to both of my friend's is this. Find a room in your house, preferable the basement, that you can turn into a "man cave." Get you a big screen TV, every sports package on the satellite known to man, a well stocked refrigerator, a well stocked bar, and maybe even sound proof your man cave. Put in a great sound system, maybe even surround sound, a gaming table, the most up to date gaming system, plant your flag and declare your man cave an "estrogen free" zone. Make your man cave an up to date version of the Bat Cave complete with a kick ass muscle car for a clean get away if you have to make one.
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